Monday, 6 September 2010

Hey y'all

The blog has just gone live and is now open for submissions

If you have any Grindrlols that you would care to share,
please send them my way

guysimockedongrindr@gmail.com

Hey Romy

Hey, Romy


Sunday, 5 September 2010

Attacked. The crazy found me


Cockteasing Cunt.

73/M/SubBasement

You’re either in, or you are aut
Silent. Just how ich liebe.



Vacant, Private, well hidden from road property, minimal noise pollution. Enquire within.

Mmmyeah, Brackie.

Mmmmyeah. Brackie
Fetch me shome toasht.


Jackie Stallone from Celebrity Big Brother UK



French & Saunders parody of Jackie



Hennifer Lopesh


I AM HENNIFER LOPESH

NO CHULO!



Yes?

No?

Oh, no.

QUESTION! Scissor M7?

Scissor me Allison!

Scissor me Allison!


ALIENS

Get away from her, you Bitch.

MOSTLY.




The South Park parody of Aliens/Newt



Me living the dream by playing all the parts from this scene of Aliens, reading from the script. Mostly.

It's loud, you're going to want to turn your speakers down if you got this far



Top Bear

It happens

When Sarah’s buddy Natalie asks for her help moving, Sarah’s excuse is “I stubbed my vagina.” Sarah Silverman stubbed her vagina so that we could all learn from her excuses and apply them to our lives.

Laura Silverman: Well, Natalie said you had some kind of emergency.
Sarah Silverman: Yeah, I stubbed my vagina.
Laura Silverman: You can stub it?
Sarah Silverman: I can, I don't know about you.

Do I know you?

And he’s not going to be very happy when he hears about this.
And I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel,
would be too pleased to hear about this.

Balls Deep

Don't settle for the tip

JUSTICE 4 LINDSAY

Or my mom. Take her




Well who needs you anyway!


Wait, are you Bobby Trendy?

BRITNEYWATCH


Britney Spears. She will top you.